cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: fullpelt, via swaglevel420)

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

(via momofficial)

so-humorous:

Worlds smallest mountain lion lol

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

(Source: nolongerthecityofpaper, via lmaopost)

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

(via shouldnt)

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via relahvant)

(Source: darkpathos, via greetings)

derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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(via shouldnt)

Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..