striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

(Source: hashtaglmao, via oknope)

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

(via joshpeck)

Random selfie of the day. Andrew and I from Schützenfest.

Random selfie of the day. Andrew and I from Schützenfest.

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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(via laughbitches)

iou-somuch:

littlemisshamish:

john, no, he’ll introduce you to your future boyfriend

comic #11 i hate people

THIS IS SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET AND I KNOW PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT BUT I MEAN IT

(via intensional)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via laughed)

friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

(Source: confuslon, via asvprock)

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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(via pizza)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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(via hotboyproblems)

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

(via twodayslaterthatgirltumbled)